Truth gas level up

[weiss_tank]

[Phone]

Ok. For all you guys who heard Omi's phone call the other day? All true, except the communist bit. Ok, so I'm an assassin back home. That florist job I keep makin' noise about? Just my day job.

He's lying about the communist thing so ignore that! I MEAN IT! 

I...I'm sorry for lying to all of you, and I know you guys are gonna hate me for this...[He's sad, this truth will make him loose all his friends who think he's a nice, normal dude.] I just wanted a normal life for a while...If it makes you feel any better I don't really enjoy it. Now anyways. Apparently later in my future I start to. Thanks a fuckin' lot Schuldig.

Also, I used to play pro soccer, but my best friend at the time totally screwed me over and destroyed my life. I miss those days, though I kinda wish I could resurrect him and tear him apart again. [This line is followed by a snort of satisfaction.]

[Click....then reclick as he picks it back up.]

You know, thinkin' on it, I actually don't mind the florist job though. I mean, you spend all night destroying life, and all day tending to it. It's kinda relaxing even if the guys make me haul the heavy shit around more then actually doing the arrangements.

Also, Miakis is the best teddy bear known to man, it's like she's a nightmare sponge or something.

[Click]

Comments

She's up to stage 3 now

[float-like-a.livejournal.com]

[Lyon's just sitting in the corner looking downcast and confused, hands gripping her skirt tightly as she stares into her lap.]

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[Just

Trying to process this

This isn't working]

Ken... Y-You, of all people, it doesn't...

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

That's what you meant by having done bad things at home?

They're pretty bad, I guess.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

You say that like I'm responsible. All I did was give you the chance to not walk into your future blind. Your thanks ought to be rather more genuine.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Ken will get to hear a thud on his roof.

And then some muttered cursing and rapid footsteps as The Captain failed his landing.

Off the edge he goes, landing hard in Ken's front yard.]

[commentboxtroll]

...a teddy bear.

[Oh man, that is going to be ten times better than 'old lady'.]

[koyo]

An assassin? ( ( Color Spain surprised. ) ) I'd rather hear about your other job instead.

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

You're a what?