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[weiss_tank]

[Phone]

Ok. For all you guys who heard Omi's phone call the other day? All true, except the communist bit. Ok, so I'm an assassin back home. That florist job I keep makin' noise about? Just my day job.

He's lying about the communist thing so ignore that! I MEAN IT! 

I...I'm sorry for lying to all of you, and I know you guys are gonna hate me for this...[He's sad, this truth will make him loose all his friends who think he's a nice, normal dude.] I just wanted a normal life for a while...If it makes you feel any better I don't really enjoy it. Now anyways. Apparently later in my future I start to. Thanks a fuckin' lot Schuldig.

Also, I used to play pro soccer, but my best friend at the time totally screwed me over and destroyed my life. I miss those days, though I kinda wish I could resurrect him and tear him apart again. [This line is followed by a snort of satisfaction.]

[Click....then reclick as he picks it back up.]

You know, thinkin' on it, I actually don't mind the florist job though. I mean, you spend all night destroying life, and all day tending to it. It's kinda relaxing even if the guys make me haul the heavy shit around more then actually doing the arrangements.

Also, Miakis is the best teddy bear known to man, it's like she's a nightmare sponge or something.

[Click]

Comments

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Thanks, that means a lot to me. [He wont actually do it because well, The cap would either massacre them, or get himself in shit depending, but its the thought that counts. He's had a hard day and this does make it better.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Anytime.

Though, as for that not a communist thing, you might want to keep an eye on your friend. Who knows what this town will do.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

It's not just Omi, Miakis is claiming it too, and she doesn't even know what one is! What the hell is up with this stupid town!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Probably a set up for something bad. They do that sometimes.

I'll keep an eye out. If they start coming for people I'll buy you guys some time.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'd hate to see what the town comes out with to get through you.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

At this point it'll probably be stealing my powers agian.

If they don't, they'll regret sending anything.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Yeah I guess they do kinda have to cheat with you, don't they.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm a tank. What can you do?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Armor plate you and use you like a bowling ball?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Man... if Ant Man pulled that one on me I'd be pissed.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Ant man?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Giant-man, or whatever else he wants to try calling himself.

Basically he can shrink or grow. And when I say grow, I mean he can use 18 wheelers as roller skates huge.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

What the fuck?! Seriously?!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, seriously. I could still kick his ☠☠☠☠ though.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

I don't doubt it. There's only so much you can do against a guy who's invulnerable.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I've been beaten unconcious before, but yeah. When you're that big you're easy to hit and I hit harder.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Ken winced] Being beaten unconscious is never a fun thing.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Not at all, I've gone toe to toe with some strong people before and some of them are just better at it than me.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Dude, that has got to suck.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, tell me about it.

You get that though, like I said there are dozens of super heroes out there.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

True, I guess it kinda works more like rock paper scissors huh?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I guess, with a lot of different kids of rocks.

[Looking up. Something else distracting him.]

I wonder if there is an outer space here.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

I dunno. We've got lots of aliens but they're all from their own universe.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Really? That's pretty far away right?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Who knows. I mean, this place takes people from all over so it might be real close or really far.