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[Phone]

Ok. For all you guys who heard Omi's phone call the other day? All true, except the communist bit. Ok, so I'm an assassin back home. That florist job I keep makin' noise about? Just my day job.

He's lying about the communist thing so ignore that! I MEAN IT! 

I...I'm sorry for lying to all of you, and I know you guys are gonna hate me for this...[He's sad, this truth will make him loose all his friends who think he's a nice, normal dude.] I just wanted a normal life for a while...If it makes you feel any better I don't really enjoy it. Now anyways. Apparently later in my future I start to. Thanks a fuckin' lot Schuldig.

Also, I used to play pro soccer, but my best friend at the time totally screwed me over and destroyed my life. I miss those days, though I kinda wish I could resurrect him and tear him apart again. [This line is followed by a snort of satisfaction.]

[Click....then reclick as he picks it back up.]

You know, thinkin' on it, I actually don't mind the florist job though. I mean, you spend all night destroying life, and all day tending to it. It's kinda relaxing even if the guys make me haul the heavy shit around more then actually doing the arrangements.

Also, Miakis is the best teddy bear known to man, it's like she's a nightmare sponge or something.

[Click]

Date: 2011-07-18 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com
Ken... Y-You always say that when you're n-not that much older than I am, you know.

Date: 2011-07-18 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
Ok so I'm only like what...4 years older then you? I feel a lot older then that, that's for sure.

Date: 2011-07-18 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com
Do you feel old, o-or do I just seem to young?

Date: 2011-07-18 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
I feel old, don't worry. Mainly, because of what I do I probably ain't gonna see past 30... if that.
Edited Date: 2011-07-18 03:49 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-07-18 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com
D-Don't... Don't say that.

Date: 2011-07-18 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
It's true. Assassination does not offer good views of retirement. Basically your plan is a body bag.

Date: 2011-07-18 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com
...I-I think I've had all of this conversation I c-can take today. [Gotta love truth gas.]

Date: 2011-07-18 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
Sorry. It just kinda slipped out. [Ken sounds pretty embarrassed about the whole thing.]

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