Truth gas level up

[weiss_tank]

[Phone]

Ok. For all you guys who heard Omi's phone call the other day? All true, except the communist bit. Ok, so I'm an assassin back home. That florist job I keep makin' noise about? Just my day job.

He's lying about the communist thing so ignore that! I MEAN IT! 

I...I'm sorry for lying to all of you, and I know you guys are gonna hate me for this...[He's sad, this truth will make him loose all his friends who think he's a nice, normal dude.] I just wanted a normal life for a while...If it makes you feel any better I don't really enjoy it. Now anyways. Apparently later in my future I start to. Thanks a fuckin' lot Schuldig.

Also, I used to play pro soccer, but my best friend at the time totally screwed me over and destroyed my life. I miss those days, though I kinda wish I could resurrect him and tear him apart again. [This line is followed by a snort of satisfaction.]

[Click....then reclick as he picks it back up.]

You know, thinkin' on it, I actually don't mind the florist job though. I mean, you spend all night destroying life, and all day tending to it. It's kinda relaxing even if the guys make me haul the heavy shit around more then actually doing the arrangements.

Also, Miakis is the best teddy bear known to man, it's like she's a nightmare sponge or something.

[Click]

Comments

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like lift their car or something stupid.

I'll try sometime.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Good idea! Besides, you never know, you might make a new friend.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, friends. A lot the people here just like telling me I am a terrible super hero.

The rest are you and some kids.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Sure you're no Ultra man, but you're trying your hardest. I think that counts for a lot.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Ultra man?

Now that's kinda a cool name.

[Still, maybe a hint of a smile hearing that bit of reassurance.]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Yeah! He was really awesome and....well, fictional. You're real. Look Cap, I believe in you alright?

[Hey, the captain proved he was going to be there for Ken, and Ken was determined to be able to return the favourr]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'll do my best, I promise.

Speaking of which, I think I am going to drop a house on the Smiths.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Dude, are you trying to get droned?!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Not really... no.

I'm trying to find out if anything can harm them for when it counts.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[SIGH] Well just be careful ok? I kinda value you being in one piece most of the time!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

What's the worse they can do to me?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Turn your head inside out and make all your nightmares come true?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Been there, done that. Let's see if they can think up something new.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Ken has to laugh a little bit] Well, I guess that's a good spirit to have in a place like this.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so we will see. Maybe if they piss me off enough I'll do it.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Just don't go into it lightly.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I won't be, I'll be carrying a heavy ☠☠☠☠ house.

[Was that a joke or was he really missing the point?]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

...Why just a house? If you're gonna do that why not the mayor's office or that lawyers building...?

[uh oh, now you have Ken seriously looking at the logistics of that plan.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Maybe the lawyers building if they can hold together long enough...

I don't want to get stopped by the Mayor before I hit her though, so I'll use his office another time.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

What about that statue?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Too small, I don't want to miss.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

I guess so. I dunno, a house just seems so anticlimactic...

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Ever see the Wizard of Oz?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Uhhhhh....[He has to think about this.]

I think so, but it was ages ago.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

It's like that little girl is the wicked witch and I am going to brush her with a house from above.

Get it?