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Jul. 15th, 2011 01:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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Ok. For all you guys who heard Omi's phone call the other day? All true, except the communist bit. Ok, so I'm an assassin back home. That florist job I keep makin' noise about? Just my day job.
He's lying about the communist thing so ignore that! I MEAN IT!
I...I'm sorry for lying to all of you, and I know you guys are gonna hate me for this...[He's sad, this truth will make him loose all his friends who think he's a nice, normal dude.] I just wanted a normal life for a while...If it makes you feel any better I don't really enjoy it. Now anyways. Apparently later in my future I start to. Thanks a fuckin' lot Schuldig.
Also, I used to play pro soccer, but my best friend at the time totally screwed me over and destroyed my life. I miss those days, though I kinda wish I could resurrect him and tear him apart again. [This line is followed by a snort of satisfaction.]
[Click....then reclick as he picks it back up.]
You know, thinkin' on it, I actually don't mind the florist job though. I mean, you spend all night destroying life, and all day tending to it. It's kinda relaxing even if the guys make me haul the heavy shit around more then actually doing the arrangements.
Also, Miakis is the best teddy bear known to man, it's like she's a nightmare sponge or something.
[Click]
Ok. For all you guys who heard Omi's phone call the other day? All true, except the communist bit. Ok, so I'm an assassin back home. That florist job I keep makin' noise about? Just my day job.
He's lying about the communist thing so ignore that! I MEAN IT!
I...I'm sorry for lying to all of you, and I know you guys are gonna hate me for this...[He's sad, this truth will make him loose all his friends who think he's a nice, normal dude.] I just wanted a normal life for a while...If it makes you feel any better I don't really enjoy it. Now anyways. Apparently later in my future I start to. Thanks a fuckin' lot Schuldig.
Also, I used to play pro soccer, but my best friend at the time totally screwed me over and destroyed my life. I miss those days, though I kinda wish I could resurrect him and tear him apart again. [This line is followed by a snort of satisfaction.]
[Click....then reclick as he picks it back up.]
You know, thinkin' on it, I actually don't mind the florist job though. I mean, you spend all night destroying life, and all day tending to it. It's kinda relaxing even if the guys make me haul the heavy shit around more then actually doing the arrangements.
Also, Miakis is the best teddy bear known to man, it's like she's a nightmare sponge or something.
[Click]
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Date: 2011-07-16 10:33 pm (UTC)Still, I can't e-even imagine how you can... stay so happy so often. I-If it were me...
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Date: 2011-07-16 10:37 pm (UTC)I...your...criminals? [Oh please let it be something he wouldn't have to take down in his world...please let it be something minor like petty theft or something.]
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Date: 2011-07-16 10:51 pm (UTC)Thank god...That's not so bad.
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Date: 2011-07-17 02:28 am (UTC)[He cuts himself off.]
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Date: 2011-07-17 02:38 am (UTC)My parents best friends are, basically, a dictatorial, marauding super villain cutting his way through Europe with a frightening force, a-and mad scientist. I hardly doubt they just get together for tea.
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Date: 2011-07-17 02:40 am (UTC)Anyways, as long as you're not involved in that stuff you're still ok. You're still young Crowe, you can get out of it if you want to. I don't think your parents would be too heart broken if you didn't go into the family business.
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Date: 2011-07-17 03:56 am (UTC)I-I'm still torn. I wanted to be in it for a long time. I'm actually good at things like breaking and entering a-and going unseen. They're the only thinks I'm good at. But for a long time they didn't want me involved either, until they found that out. Then they encouraged me.
After being in Mayfield for awhile, I thought I wanted t-to be a detective. Part of me still does. B-But I know that I'm not suited for that, I'm not smart enough, a-and I haven't found anything useful i-in helping anyone here. I-I was probably better off suited for the other side of the law.
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Date: 2011-07-17 03:59 am (UTC)You're good at lots of things! You can drive your bike, you know how to cheer people up, and I bet you're good in school too! You are so helping whether you see it that way or not!
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Date: 2011-07-17 04:29 am (UTC)[There's a choked noise as he cuts himself off.]
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Date: 2011-07-17 04:32 am (UTC)You. Are. NOT. Worthless!
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Date: 2011-07-17 03:54 pm (UTC)Thank you, Ken. I-I'm sorry I went off like that. And I'm sorry the town m-made you admit all that to everyone.
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Date: 2011-07-17 05:34 pm (UTC)As for the other thing...[Ken heaves a long sigh] Knowing this place it would have come out eventually, what with all the villain types that show up here.
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