Truth gas level up
Jul. 15th, 2011 01:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[Phone]
Ok. For all you guys who heard Omi's phone call the other day? All true, except the communist bit. Ok, so I'm an assassin back home. That florist job I keep makin' noise about? Just my day job.
He's lying about the communist thing so ignore that! I MEAN IT!
I...I'm sorry for lying to all of you, and I know you guys are gonna hate me for this...[He's sad, this truth will make him loose all his friends who think he's a nice, normal dude.] I just wanted a normal life for a while...If it makes you feel any better I don't really enjoy it. Now anyways. Apparently later in my future I start to. Thanks a fuckin' lot Schuldig.
Also, I used to play pro soccer, but my best friend at the time totally screwed me over and destroyed my life. I miss those days, though I kinda wish I could resurrect him and tear him apart again. [This line is followed by a snort of satisfaction.]
[Click....then reclick as he picks it back up.]
You know, thinkin' on it, I actually don't mind the florist job though. I mean, you spend all night destroying life, and all day tending to it. It's kinda relaxing even if the guys make me haul the heavy shit around more then actually doing the arrangements.
Also, Miakis is the best teddy bear known to man, it's like she's a nightmare sponge or something.
[Click]
Ok. For all you guys who heard Omi's phone call the other day? All true, except the communist bit. Ok, so I'm an assassin back home. That florist job I keep makin' noise about? Just my day job.
He's lying about the communist thing so ignore that! I MEAN IT!
I...I'm sorry for lying to all of you, and I know you guys are gonna hate me for this...[He's sad, this truth will make him loose all his friends who think he's a nice, normal dude.] I just wanted a normal life for a while...If it makes you feel any better I don't really enjoy it. Now anyways. Apparently later in my future I start to. Thanks a fuckin' lot Schuldig.
Also, I used to play pro soccer, but my best friend at the time totally screwed me over and destroyed my life. I miss those days, though I kinda wish I could resurrect him and tear him apart again. [This line is followed by a snort of satisfaction.]
[Click....then reclick as he picks it back up.]
You know, thinkin' on it, I actually don't mind the florist job though. I mean, you spend all night destroying life, and all day tending to it. It's kinda relaxing even if the guys make me haul the heavy shit around more then actually doing the arrangements.
Also, Miakis is the best teddy bear known to man, it's like she's a nightmare sponge or something.
[Click]
Truth fog forever.
Date: 2011-07-23 08:15 pm (UTC)But then again, I run pretty well on hate, almost better then on happiness. Take from that what you wanna.
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Date: 2011-07-23 08:29 pm (UTC)That's the way it works, Siberian. Happiness is far more fleeting than hate. You can feed hatred, nuture it, cultivate it in environments where nothing else could ever grow. It'll keep you going when everything else is gone.
[This isn't truth serum; it's just Schuldig's world view.]
What I take from it is that you're more like Schwarz than you'll ever own up to.
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Date: 2011-07-23 08:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-31 06:41 pm (UTC)You're on the same path we are, Siberian. We're just further along the road.
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Date: 2011-07-31 06:52 pm (UTC)