Truth gas level up

[weiss_tank]

[Phone]

Ok. For all you guys who heard Omi's phone call the other day? All true, except the communist bit. Ok, so I'm an assassin back home. That florist job I keep makin' noise about? Just my day job.

He's lying about the communist thing so ignore that! I MEAN IT! 

I...I'm sorry for lying to all of you, and I know you guys are gonna hate me for this...[He's sad, this truth will make him loose all his friends who think he's a nice, normal dude.] I just wanted a normal life for a while...If it makes you feel any better I don't really enjoy it. Now anyways. Apparently later in my future I start to. Thanks a fuckin' lot Schuldig.

Also, I used to play pro soccer, but my best friend at the time totally screwed me over and destroyed my life. I miss those days, though I kinda wish I could resurrect him and tear him apart again. [This line is followed by a snort of satisfaction.]

[Click....then reclick as he picks it back up.]

You know, thinkin' on it, I actually don't mind the florist job though. I mean, you spend all night destroying life, and all day tending to it. It's kinda relaxing even if the guys make me haul the heavy shit around more then actually doing the arrangements.

Also, Miakis is the best teddy bear known to man, it's like she's a nightmare sponge or something.

[Click]

Comments

She's up to stage 3 now

[float-like-a.livejournal.com]

[Lyon's just sitting in the corner looking downcast and confused, hands gripping her skirt tightly as she stares into her lap.]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[He hangs up the phone and turns to her]

Lyon? You ok?

[float-like-a.livejournal.com]

Why? Why do you do it?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Lyon, you have to understand. The people we kill are people who have done something wrong, but the law can't touch 'em for various reasons. You know, like money or power.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[Just

Trying to process this

This isn't working]

Ken... Y-You, of all people, it doesn't...

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

I know it doesn't make sense... I was kinda forced into the position because I had no where else to go after I legally 'died'.

In a way this place has been kinda nice, getting away from all that.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

S-Someone forced you into the job? That's...

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

That's what you meant by having done bad things at home?

They're pretty bad, I guess.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's what I meant. I mean sure, it's people who need to be stopped but the law can't get 'em, but that doesn't excuse what I do.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

I dunno.

Maybe some people actually do deserve to die, and you just make sure they do.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

You say that like I'm responsible. All I did was give you the chance to not walk into your future blind. Your thanks ought to be rather more genuine.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter if I know or not. You forget everything you learn in this bloody place so the warnin's kinda lost.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

[This gets a cackle.] You know, I'd almost forgotten.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Ken will get to hear a thud on his roof.

And then some muttered cursing and rapid footsteps as The Captain failed his landing.

Off the edge he goes, landing hard in Ken's front yard.]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Oh shit... [Ken knows that cursing. He's going to cautiously peek out his front door.]


You ok there man?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[Picking himself up.]

Yeah, the ground broke my fall pretty good.

[Well, that's not how he intended to start this off but... well, he'll roll with it.]

So, you're an assassin too.

[commentboxtroll]

...a teddy bear.

[Oh man, that is going to be ten times better than 'old lady'.]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Y-yes...what's wrong with enjoying cuddling with my girlfriend! [You can practically hear him blushing now.]

[commentboxtroll]

Uh. [These are not things he wishes to imagine.] I just have trouble seeing the old lady as something... 'cuddly'.

[koyo]

An assassin? ( ( Color Spain surprised. ) ) I'd rather hear about your other job instead.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

I'd rather talk about my other job. You like flowers Spain?

[koyo]

Sí, I do. I like gardening a lot actually but I've never had a lot of time back at home.

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

You're a what?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

An assassin. Well, technically something between an assassin and an organized vigilante. We go after people who the law can't touch for various reasons.

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

And you just kill them?