Truth gas level up

[weiss_tank]

[Phone]

Ok. For all you guys who heard Omi's phone call the other day? All true, except the communist bit. Ok, so I'm an assassin back home. That florist job I keep makin' noise about? Just my day job.

He's lying about the communist thing so ignore that! I MEAN IT! 

I...I'm sorry for lying to all of you, and I know you guys are gonna hate me for this...[He's sad, this truth will make him loose all his friends who think he's a nice, normal dude.] I just wanted a normal life for a while...If it makes you feel any better I don't really enjoy it. Now anyways. Apparently later in my future I start to. Thanks a fuckin' lot Schuldig.

Also, I used to play pro soccer, but my best friend at the time totally screwed me over and destroyed my life. I miss those days, though I kinda wish I could resurrect him and tear him apart again. [This line is followed by a snort of satisfaction.]

[Click....then reclick as he picks it back up.]

You know, thinkin' on it, I actually don't mind the florist job though. I mean, you spend all night destroying life, and all day tending to it. It's kinda relaxing even if the guys make me haul the heavy shit around more then actually doing the arrangements.

Also, Miakis is the best teddy bear known to man, it's like she's a nightmare sponge or something.

[Click]

Comments

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

What's the worse they can do to me?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Turn your head inside out and make all your nightmares come true?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Been there, done that. Let's see if they can think up something new.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

[Ken has to laugh a little bit] Well, I guess that's a good spirit to have in a place like this.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so we will see. Maybe if they piss me off enough I'll do it.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Just don't go into it lightly.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

I won't be, I'll be carrying a heavy ☠☠☠☠ house.

[Was that a joke or was he really missing the point?]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

...Why just a house? If you're gonna do that why not the mayor's office or that lawyers building...?

[uh oh, now you have Ken seriously looking at the logistics of that plan.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Maybe the lawyers building if they can hold together long enough...

I don't want to get stopped by the Mayor before I hit her though, so I'll use his office another time.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

What about that statue?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Too small, I don't want to miss.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

I guess so. I dunno, a house just seems so anticlimactic...

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Ever see the Wizard of Oz?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Uhhhhh....[He has to think about this.]

I think so, but it was ages ago.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

It's like that little girl is the wicked witch and I am going to brush her with a house from above.

Get it?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOOOOOH! [Dawn breaks over marble head here.]

Ok! I get it!