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[Phone]

Ok. For all you guys who heard Omi's phone call the other day? All true, except the communist bit. Ok, so I'm an assassin back home. That florist job I keep makin' noise about? Just my day job.

He's lying about the communist thing so ignore that! I MEAN IT!

I...I'm sorry for lying to all of you, and I know you guys are gonna hate me for this...[He's sad, this truth will make him loose all his friends who think he's a nice, normal dude.] I just wanted a normal life for a while...If it makes you feel any better I don't really enjoy it. Now anyways. Apparently later in my future I start to. Thanks a fuckin' lot Schuldig.

Also, I used to play pro soccer, but my best friend at the time totally screwed me over and destroyed my life. I miss those days, though I kinda wish I could resurrect him and tear him apart again. [This line is followed by a snort of satisfaction.]

[Click....then reclick as he picks it back up.]

You know, thinkin' on it, I actually don't mind the florist job though. I mean, you spend all night destroying life, and all day tending to it. It's kinda relaxing even if the guys make me haul the heavy shit around more then actually doing the arrangements.

Also, Miakis is the best teddy bear known to man, it's like she's a nightmare sponge or something.

[Click]

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Well then, things are sorta lookin' up for now!

Yeah, we'll see. They are from when things were going okay for us.

It's weird seeing people from a different time.

I know how that one feels. A while back one of my friends was here from what would be my future.

Luckily Omi is from my time though so I don't gotta worry about that with him.

That's good. I guess I should be glad no one's from my time. It means they're better off.

Maybe they'll actually be able to think straight.

Yeah. Maybe you're right. Though this place makes it hard for anyone to think straight I think.

I told you before, we faced some crazy things back home. I'm not used to have reality bent on me this often but still... it's not like it's new for us.

Exactly! Sure it's a bit of a shock but I'm sure you can handle it!

Now if only punching it could fix it, I'd be set.

Haha you and me both buddy! Just point me to who I have to gut to make this place right and I'll gladly go.

Remind me never to stand between you and freedom.

[He gave a bit of a laugh at that though.]

Hey, you'd be running for that door with me, I don't think you'd get in my way at all. [Ken doesn't mind the Cap's gallows humour in this case, it just reassures him more that the Captain is ok with him still if he's willing to joke like this.]

Besides, all I got is metal, you're fuckin' invulnerable.

[Yeah, he would be fighting beside Ken.

And it's not like The Captain hasn't murdered before. Mostly accidents or bad guys but still.]

That's true, but you know how much it stings to be jabbed by a blade?

Plus, it's not like I can find many shirts like this around town you know.

Well, I'm used to fighting in a team so it's not likely I'd get you by accident, if that makes you feel any better.

Besides, don't we got tailors now?