Truth gas level up

[weiss_tank]

[Phone]

Ok. For all you guys who heard Omi's phone call the other day? All true, except the communist bit. Ok, so I'm an assassin back home. That florist job I keep makin' noise about? Just my day job.

He's lying about the communist thing so ignore that! I MEAN IT! 

I...I'm sorry for lying to all of you, and I know you guys are gonna hate me for this...[He's sad, this truth will make him loose all his friends who think he's a nice, normal dude.] I just wanted a normal life for a while...If it makes you feel any better I don't really enjoy it. Now anyways. Apparently later in my future I start to. Thanks a fuckin' lot Schuldig.

Also, I used to play pro soccer, but my best friend at the time totally screwed me over and destroyed my life. I miss those days, though I kinda wish I could resurrect him and tear him apart again. [This line is followed by a snort of satisfaction.]

[Click....then reclick as he picks it back up.]

You know, thinkin' on it, I actually don't mind the florist job though. I mean, you spend all night destroying life, and all day tending to it. It's kinda relaxing even if the guys make me haul the heavy shit around more then actually doing the arrangements.

Also, Miakis is the best teddy bear known to man, it's like she's a nightmare sponge or something.

[Click]

Comments

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

You might wanna think on that, or else there's gonna be nobody willing to hang around you to be a brat to.

[commentboxtroll]

Like I'd be that lucky. It only ever seems to make people bug me even more.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

I guess people are goin' for the revenge aspect.

[commentboxtroll]

Or it could be that they appreciate an honest man.

[Hahaha... no.]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

I don't think so. Not if they're as annoying as you seem to be.

[commentboxtroll]

Hey. I'm hardly annoying. Just tactless.

[Oh c'mon.]

...and really getting sick of this town.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Join the fuckin' club.

[commentboxtroll]

Join it? I thought everyone was automatically a part of that one the second they get dumped here.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

I think some people like it here, or at least it sure sounds like it sometimes.

[commentboxtroll]

Yeah? Then those people are either lunatics or dead.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

A lot of them are dead back home or some such screwed up shit.