Truth gas level up

[weiss_tank]

[Phone]

Ok. For all you guys who heard Omi's phone call the other day? All true, except the communist bit. Ok, so I'm an assassin back home. That florist job I keep makin' noise about? Just my day job.

He's lying about the communist thing so ignore that! I MEAN IT! 

I...I'm sorry for lying to all of you, and I know you guys are gonna hate me for this...[He's sad, this truth will make him loose all his friends who think he's a nice, normal dude.] I just wanted a normal life for a while...If it makes you feel any better I don't really enjoy it. Now anyways. Apparently later in my future I start to. Thanks a fuckin' lot Schuldig.

Also, I used to play pro soccer, but my best friend at the time totally screwed me over and destroyed my life. I miss those days, though I kinda wish I could resurrect him and tear him apart again. [This line is followed by a snort of satisfaction.]

[Click....then reclick as he picks it back up.]

You know, thinkin' on it, I actually don't mind the florist job though. I mean, you spend all night destroying life, and all day tending to it. It's kinda relaxing even if the guys make me haul the heavy shit around more then actually doing the arrangements.

Also, Miakis is the best teddy bear known to man, it's like she's a nightmare sponge or something.

[Click]

Comments

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

It's less feeling better about saying it, and more about finally having someone react to it instead of imagining how they'd react.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

M-Maybe... Since everyone's in the same boat for the m-most part, reactions have been strange.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Just take a deep breath and keep goin'. It's all we can do. Now no more of this 'not smart enough' talk. It ain't true.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

I-I hope some day I can believe it for myself.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

You will, it'll come. You're still young yet after all.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

Ken... Y-You always say that when you're n-not that much older than I am, you know.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Ok so I'm only like what...4 years older then you? I feel a lot older then that, that's for sure.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

Do you feel old, o-or do I just seem to young?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

I feel old, don't worry. Mainly, because of what I do I probably ain't gonna see past 30... if that.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

D-Don't... Don't say that.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

It's true. Assassination does not offer good views of retirement. Basically your plan is a body bag.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

...I-I think I've had all of this conversation I c-can take today. [Gotta love truth gas.]

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Sorry. It just kinda slipped out. [Ken sounds pretty embarrassed about the whole thing.]