weiss_tank: (contemplate the claw)
weiss_tank ([personal profile] weiss_tank) wrote2011-07-15 01:48 pm

Truth gas level up

[Phone]

Ok. For all you guys who heard Omi's phone call the other day? All true, except the communist bit. Ok, so I'm an assassin back home. That florist job I keep makin' noise about? Just my day job.

He's lying about the communist thing so ignore that! I MEAN IT! 

I...I'm sorry for lying to all of you, and I know you guys are gonna hate me for this...[He's sad, this truth will make him loose all his friends who think he's a nice, normal dude.] I just wanted a normal life for a while...If it makes you feel any better I don't really enjoy it. Now anyways. Apparently later in my future I start to. Thanks a fuckin' lot Schuldig.

Also, I used to play pro soccer, but my best friend at the time totally screwed me over and destroyed my life. I miss those days, though I kinda wish I could resurrect him and tear him apart again. [This line is followed by a snort of satisfaction.]

[Click....then reclick as he picks it back up.]

You know, thinkin' on it, I actually don't mind the florist job though. I mean, you spend all night destroying life, and all day tending to it. It's kinda relaxing even if the guys make me haul the heavy shit around more then actually doing the arrangements.

Also, Miakis is the best teddy bear known to man, it's like she's a nightmare sponge or something.

[Click]

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2011-08-17 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Too small, I don't want to miss.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-08-17 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I guess so. I dunno, a house just seems so anticlimactic...

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhhhhh....[He has to think about this.]

I think so, but it was ages ago.

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's like that little girl is the wicked witch and I am going to brush her with a house from above.

Get it?

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
OOOOOOOOOOH! [Dawn breaks over marble head here.]

Ok! I get it!