Truth gas level up

[weiss_tank]

[Phone]

Ok. For all you guys who heard Omi's phone call the other day? All true, except the communist bit. Ok, so I'm an assassin back home. That florist job I keep makin' noise about? Just my day job.

He's lying about the communist thing so ignore that! I MEAN IT! 

I...I'm sorry for lying to all of you, and I know you guys are gonna hate me for this...[He's sad, this truth will make him loose all his friends who think he's a nice, normal dude.] I just wanted a normal life for a while...If it makes you feel any better I don't really enjoy it. Now anyways. Apparently later in my future I start to. Thanks a fuckin' lot Schuldig.

Also, I used to play pro soccer, but my best friend at the time totally screwed me over and destroyed my life. I miss those days, though I kinda wish I could resurrect him and tear him apart again. [This line is followed by a snort of satisfaction.]

[Click....then reclick as he picks it back up.]

You know, thinkin' on it, I actually don't mind the florist job though. I mean, you spend all night destroying life, and all day tending to it. It's kinda relaxing even if the guys make me haul the heavy shit around more then actually doing the arrangements.

Also, Miakis is the best teddy bear known to man, it's like she's a nightmare sponge or something.

[Click]

Comments

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

You're a what?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

An assassin. Well, technically something between an assassin and an organized vigilante. We go after people who the law can't touch for various reasons.

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

And you just kill them?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

I have to. I'm talking about the people that even if they did go to jail, the corruption in the system would just let them out if the bribe was big enough, or the blackmail bad enough.

They are the people that put other people in extreme danger just for their own personal amusement. Pedophile rings, human hunting, human chess, bounty hunters...[He starts to get angrier as the list goes on]. Hell, even people with weird ass powers that are trying to take over the world!

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

But killing them makes you just as bad.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Yes it does. [Even with out the truth serum floating in the air, if confronted with that accusation he'd still agree.]

No matter how I try I can never go back to being a 'good' person ever again. My hands are too stained with blood. But I would rather my hands be stained and worse, if I can keep the more innocent people safe from these predators with human faces!

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

Ken... I don't think I can keep being friends with a murderer. Not after what happened to my father.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

I don't blame you. I wouldn't want to be friends with me either. [Ouch, but its not as if he doesn't understand.]

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

It's nothing personal or anything, really.

[She's at level 3, it's actually not.]

It's just that he was killed by a hired assassin too. So being friends with one would be like spitting on his grave, you know?

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Like I said, I understand. [He sighs] You should probably just hang up now then.

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I guess so.

...Bye, Ken.

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Goodbye Kay. [click]